Here I am, in the centre ring
Watching all of the freaks and geeks do their thing
And I'm one of them, like I've always been
Truly, such Marvel-lous sights I have seen

Everyone's in a gaming mood, strangely
Nobody has a bad attitude
Not the dark lords, nor the princesses
What, this? Yes, it's cardboard! Who cares if it is?

They've got all the crazy tattoos
Robots, lazy kitty cats too
How I wish it could be like this
Every day of my life

But that's not how it works, no
That's not how it's done
Because play is so much more fun
They look down on those who partake
It's a con, a mistake

Jokers filling up the hall
They're all waiting with the girls they adore
For the writers – and wait, that's not all
Someone who is both, and much more

Wristbands are the required to see
All the big fans, now inspiring me
It's a sign, I have seen the light
This is what I should be

But that's not how it works, no
That's not how it's done
Because play is so much more fun
They look down on those who partake
It's a con, a mistake

Marvel, DC

Disney, Ghibli

Pixar, Dreamworks

PS4, X-Box

Nintendo, Sega
Star Wars, Star Trek
Kirk, Picard

Tennant, Smith
Family Guy, South Park
Rick & Morty, Simpsons
Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings
Game of Thrones, Walking Dead
Friends, How I Met Your Mother
Tarantino, Fincher
Nolan, Abrams
Warcraft, Pokemon

Hentai, regular porn

But that's not how it works, no
That's not how it's done
Because play is so much more fun
They look down on those who partake
It's a con, it's a mistake