She's a sucker for the seaside, it's her second home
She took me on a silent journey, never left the room
She's my muse and I amuse her, it goes hand in hand
And we are both fans of the band
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Through her I met Frank and Toby
Now they're pals of mine
Through me she met friends and families
Come on down, we'll have ourselves a good time
Meanwhile in the legion, the princess and the dude
Are probably taking pictures of their food (of their food)
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Anyone who knows her knows you couldn't hope to meet
Anyone as selfless or as generous and sweet
All she wanted on her birthday was a day with me
And a card made specially
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My CD is always playing when she's in the car
So I think it's safe to say that
She's the biggest fan I've ever had by far
So this little tribute's the least that I can do
I'm so very grateful to have you (to have you)
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When she called she always asked how I was doing first
Always cared about our family like we cared for hers
Charity and animals were what she loved the most
And she was such a gracious host
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She told me she's glad there's things
The camera doesn't see
But even to outsiders it was clear
She was the centre of the family
There are very few who stay cool when they get old
But I ask you, isn't that the goal? (it's my goal)